But look how freakishly small my hands are.
My spleen is twice the size of a normal human spleen.
ON THE SUBJECT OF ME
No one must know my terrible secret
The Bird Peterson Holiday Spectacular!
Bird Peterson is a generous dude. He gives and gives and gives. Like this gift to the world: “The Bird Peterson Holiday Spectacular” a 30 minute mix of holiday jams that aren’t played out. An instant classic, here are some words from Bird on the Mix:
"Join together around the fire and enjoy an album’s worth of nods to nostalgia, love, memories of Christmas past, collapsing relationships, holiday tv specials, seasonal affective disorder, and so much more! If this doesn’t put you in some sort of spirit, you’re just being a douche. Enjoy!!!!!"
This year, i wanted to follow suit and give something back to the world, and to the Bird. So here is a full length video treatment of “The Holiday Spectacular”, that i hope you enjoy. Happy Holidays.
Listen to “The New and Improved!” Bird Peterson Holiday Spectacular (Special Edition) on Soundcloud:
And be his friend, you guys:
Captain Wonderful and the Winged Avenger
I have an announcement to make. I’m gay.
That’s a swastika!
Remember - No one understands you
99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall. 99 Bottles of Beer.
Scott Thompson = John Ritter