This will happen to you!
It’s like they built the subways just to confuse me.
Gezbo the Video Selling Clown
Naked, fat, black. crippled dykes are hard to find.
Sweet Drunk Chick from Winnipeg. There she is.
A girl from winnipeg, or somewhere like winnipeg, dances, drunk and alone.
You’re not Fat!
Well, then hold me!
He’s a bike courier with a death wish, operating on two hours’ sleep.
Elvis, i need help!
Oh, we know who you are, we just don’t care.
He was one of those faggots that make respectable gays so uncomfortable.
Heroin will always be number one and therefore you will always be number two.
I NEED MORE SAUSAGES! I LIKE SAUSAGES!