The Tube Top of Justice!
Thanks for the sex.
I’ve put big black X’s over the faces of all the people who are now dead.
If you lose your finger on your handshaking hand, you can never meet anybody new.
WHO’S TO BLAME, MAGGIE?!
When she got the news, Her way to mourn Was to go to a disco, And then watch some porn.
I’d love to be assistance to you, but I’m afraid i speak no English.
Yeah, i got a problem. I got a girl pregnant.
I can’t even bring myself to type this caption.
SCREW YOU TAXPAYER!
The morning they switched the coffee to De-Caf